Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton,
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton,
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, 'Thank
me, I voted for Clinton-Gore.' So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my 'Thank you'
for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer
Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle
Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Did I leave anyone out?
2 Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral
sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a
little older to discu ss it with him, but now he
knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment
in the work place (especially the White House) and
on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what
the meaning of 'it' is. It really is great to know
that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person
may have sex while the other one
does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating
that the ridiculous plot of the movie 'Wag the Dog'
could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look
honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful.
6 Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who
have fled the country to avoid testifying about
Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions,
and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater 'mess' and
the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions
(so far) in the other ' Clinton ' scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
'gutting' much of our foreign policy, and flying all
over the world on 'vacations' carefully disguised as
necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for 'finding' millions of dollars
(I really didn't need it in the first place,
and I can't think of a more deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars)
for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you,
the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for
the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted
felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society.
(Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of
Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern
anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received
from your 'friends.'
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the
White House for vandalizing and destroying Government
Property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weig ht
( China , silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap,
pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air
Force 1.
The weight savings means burning less
fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel.
Thank you!
13. Please ensure that Hillary enjoys
the $8 million dollar advance for her 'tell-all'
book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your
memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay !
14. The last and most important point - thank you for
forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot
Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis
captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo
agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree
to release so-called 'political prisoners'. However, the
Israelis would not release any with b lood on their hands.
The A merican President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his
Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, 'insisted' that all
pris oners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into
Tower One of the World Trade Center . This was reported by
many of the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real
truth? What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made aware of
these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU
(once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for 'inventing' the Internet, without which I would not
be able to send this wonderful, factual email.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, a s a
New York State Senator, now comes under the
'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which
means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL
receiv es her Congressional salary until she dies.
(Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension
eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until
HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary
until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets
HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE
DO!
It's common knowledge that in order for her to
establish NY residency, they purchased a million
dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service
protection for life. Still makes sense.
Here is where it beco mes interes tin g. Their mortgage
payments hover at around $10,000 per month.
But, an extra residence HAD to be built within the
acreage to house the Secret Service Agents.
The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000
monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which
is just about equal to their mortgage p ayment. This
means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton
's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and
security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man
staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!
When she runs for President, will you vote for her? ;
; ;
Original Author Unknown
WAKE UP AMERICA ..............
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Thank You
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, 'Thank
me, I voted for Clinton-Gore.' So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my 'Thank you'
for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer
Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle
Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Did I leave anyone out?
2 Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral
sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a
little older to discu ss it with him, but now he
knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment
in the work place (especially the White House) and
on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what
the meaning of 'it' is. It really is great to know
that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person
may have sex while the other one
does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating
that the ridiculous plot of the movie 'Wag the Dog'
could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look
honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful.
6 Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who
have fled the country to avoid testifying about
Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions,
and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater 'mess' and
the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions
(so far) in the other ' Clinton ' scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
'gutting' much of our foreign policy, and flying all
over the world on 'vacations' carefully disguised as
necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for 'finding' millions of dollars
(I really didn't need it in the first place,
and I can't think of a more deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars)
for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you,
the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for
the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted
felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society.
(Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of
Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern
anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received
from your 'friends.'
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the
White House for vandalizing and destroying Government
Property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weig ht
( China , silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap,
pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air
Force 1.
The weight savings means burning less
fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel.
Thank you!
13. Please ensure that Hillary enjoys
the $8 million dollar advance for her 'tell-all'
book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your
memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay !
14. The last and most important point - thank you for
forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot
Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis
captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo
agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree
to release so-called 'political prisoners'. However, the
Israelis would not release any with b lood on their hands.
The A merican President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his
Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, 'insisted' that all
pris oners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into
Tower One of the World Trade Center . This was reported by
many of the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real
truth? What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made aware of
these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU
(once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for 'inventing' the Internet, without which I would not
be able to send this wonderful, factual email.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, a s a
New York State Senator, now comes under the
'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which
means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL
receiv es her Congressional salary until she dies.
(Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension
eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until
HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary
until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets
HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE
DO!
It's common knowledge that in order for her to
establish NY residency, they purchased a million
dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service
protection for life. Still makes sense.
Here is where it beco mes interes tin g. Their mortgage
payments hover at around $10,000 per month.
But, an extra residence HAD to be built within the
acreage to house the Secret Service Agents.
The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000
monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which
is just about equal to their mortgage p ayment. This
means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton
's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and
security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man
staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!
When she runs for President, will you vote for her? ;
; ;
Original Author Unknown
WAKE UP AMERICA ..............
Buy this Book Help Street Children
Thanks for reading. We are a 501C3 Non-Profit Org.
You may send donations may be sent to
DCW Street Children's Mission
RIPE for HARVEST Mission #99
2824 N. Power Rd #113282
Mesa AZ 85215-1674
Please make Checks Payable to: RIPE for HARVEST
and in the MEMO section write in
DCW Street Children's Mission
or Mission #99
Thank You
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